Broke the vase

Okay. This is a funny forum game, And you have to make a reason for the person below you to have broken the vase, and then the person that was below has to make up a reason why they didnt.
Night owl: They broke the vase because of your mom!
Joey: I didnt break the vase because my mom doesnt like vases. They broke the vase because Of smileys!
Mama: I didnt break the vase because thats not how you spell smilies!
Get it? Okay ill start.


They broke the vase because turtles eat jellyfish!

No the vase did not break because turtles eat jellyfish, it broke because the jellyfish stung the vase.

No it didnt break because the jellyfishes stinger broke? LOL it broke because turtles ate it.

no it didnt break bc turtles ate it. it broke bc the turtle used jedi mind powers to break it.

No it didnt break because the jedi mind powers were disabled. (LOL?) It broke because you broke it.

It dint broke because i broke it. It broke because a ninja threw a sword

It didnt break because the sword was a ghost and went through it. It broke because the ninja tripped.

It dint broke because the ninja tripped. It broke because a random pig eat it.

it didnt break because the pig ate it it broke because the table collapsed

It dint break because the table collapsed silly. It broke because it felt down a rollercoaster.

it didntbreak bc it fell down a rollercoaster. it broke bc a rly rly fat guy sat his rly rly big butt on it

it didnt break because his butt broke instead! it broke because it watched a childrens show

It didnt break because the children's show got canceled and had to have a videogame convention! it broke because a pencil stabbed it

It dint break because the pencil stabbed it. Because MLP Friendship is magic is to awesome it explode.

MLP shut down so it didnt break. It broke because rainbow dash smashed it.

Rainbow Dash didnt break it because at one of Pinkie Pie's parties she had the vase and she broke it