Corrupt a wish

okay, So heres how this game goes, I would say:

Night:I wish for a pony.
Feary: You got a pony, but he pooped everywhere. I wish for a turtle.
Dream: You got a turtle, but it was a snapping turtle. I wish for a kitten...
And so on.

Ill start :3

I wish for a table!

You got a table but it was a broken table, i wish for a nyan cat

You got a nyan cat, But He knows how to play basketball and hit you in the face.
I wish for a Cow.

u got a cow but it ate ur head. i wish to see shawn right now

You get to see shawn but he breaks up with you. I wish for a pie.

You got pie but it felt down to the toilet. I wish for a doggy.

You got a doggy but he bit your hand off and ran away. I wish for this wish to not corrupt! x3

You got what you wish but sadly it got corrupted. I wish for a cookie.

You got a cookie made of poo. I wish for a advertisement that says "Download."

you got an advertisement that says "download" but it was a virus. I wish for a pet parrot.

You got a pet parrot but sadly it flew away. I wish for a maxed toon.

You got a maxed toon but it got banned. I wish for a narwhalicornyancat.

You got a narwhalicornyancat but sadly my pet dog ate it. I wish for a kitty kat.

you got a kitty cat but I ate it. I wish for my old account back!

You got your old account back but a hacker hacked it. I wish for free membership.

you got your free membership but it was out of date. I wish for a meep

you got a meep but it ate you. I wish for free membership for my cat. ROFL

You got free membership but sadly it only lasted for a minute. I wish for a cow cat.

You get a cow cat but it has snake milk and you drink some and you both die. I wish for my chair at school to NOT smell like pants.!

You got a chair at school to not smell like pants but later it started smelling like pants. I wish for a virus to attack my computer.

You got a virus but an online Rainbow Dash stopped it which made her 20% cooler

I wish for a pet pony.

You had a pet pony, but it turned into a Pegasus and flew away.
I wish that this forum wasn't dead

your wish came true but people dont come on it when you do. I wish for a cleaver.

A free membership, it has no ways, for it lasted for only 3 days.

I wish for mail to be sent by rainbow